No clue what im talking about?

Here is an example:

You could edit the channel once every editChannelEvery seconds and use placeholder api placeholders or discord-srv ones used in the minecraft chat => discord channel, some configurations you could have:

statuses:
       1: "{playersOnline}/{playerlimit} Online"
       2: "%averagePing%ms Average Ping"
       3: "{uniquePlayers} Unique Players"
editChannelEvery: 60 

Merging with #301