like in title GIVE ME MY SPLINKER BACK AND I WILL BE HAPPY

Im not sure, what do you want exactly, a sprinker or a splinker?
Either way, youre going to have to elaborate because I have no clue what either of them is.

I think he wants the thing that puts the waiter on the craps

In order to clearly process all this bad grammar, the sprinkler needs to be added back into Agricraft.