"Thank you, valued customer! The Whackjovian Malfeasance Ltd. Corporation wishes to express our enjoyment and probable condolences with your new purchase, the "Arkingthaad Super Lite"! This fine vessel* is your easy ticket to getting to the Mun and back in one piece**!
We at W.M.Ltd wish you a fine journey!***"
*Some assembly required.
**No promises.
***Vessel is provided as is and without warranty, expressed or implied. Use as directed except when prohibited. May require refueling at some point. Do not use unless under the supervision of a physician. Do not point towards remaining eye. RCS fuel is not edible and can not serve as emergency snack rations. Pilot choice discretion is advised.
The challenge: Kerbal Cup contestants! Your challenge is as follows: You have been provided one ship of my own design. You have one week to assemble it, launch it, land it someplace interesting, then return it safely to the Kerbal Space Center, using a powered landing. 'Whack don't do 'chutes!
Picture request: Kindly provide screenshots or movie of the assembling, launching, refueling, and both landings.
Good luck everyone! I will be watching with great interest. :D