Well this plugin is for you. This can shut up noobs.
The purpose of this plugin is not just for that-it is for trolling too. The reactions are the best.
Commands
/trollop <player>
"OPs" a player.
/trollconsoleop <player>
"OPs" a player with the name of CONSOLE.
/trolldeop <player>
This is used to troll your friends who have OP. You are now not an op! Please message me if this isnt the true message of de-op.
/noobkick <player>
Kicks a player with a scary message.
/warnop <player>
The victim's inventory is lost, and they go out with a boom.
Permissions
TrollOP.die
When a player attempts to execute ANY command, it will kill them.
TrollOP.kick
When a player attempts to execute ANY command, it will kick them out of your server.
This is my first plugin. Please don't hate :(