Ever feel the cold bite of loneliness get to you, causing your singleplayer worlds to lose their shine and not provide their usual ecstatic vibes?
Shrek has got you covered. He will always be there for you, and will wait for you to return home from your long journeys. He will provide you comfort through the nights, and provide you a smile every time you see his loving eyes.
He will show up on every colored bed, and he will multiply to every bed, so you may have many of his perfection.
