New Death Messages Resource Pack

Key:

%1$s is the person or named mob that died

%2$s is the mob or person that killed %1$s

%3$s is the thing used to kill %1$s

Changes:

(Fall off ladder) "%1$s stepped down from their position as boss of a ladder",

(Fall off vines) "%1$s discovered that they are not Tarzan",

(Fall off weeping vines) "%1$s thought weeping vines were already handling too much",

(Fall off twisting vines) "%1$s wanted to be on the A-twist",

(Fall off scaffolding) "%1$s was not a licensed construction worker",

(Fall from a high place) "%1$s thought climbing was overrated",

(Fall while climbing other climbable) "%1$s did not execute a MLG water bucket clutch successfully",

(Fall after taking damage from non-entities) "%1$s thought a bucket of milk could stop fall damage",

(Fall after taking damage from entity) "%1$s was doomed to fall by the evil, most despicable, fall damage inducing %2$s",

(Fall after taking damage from entity holding renamed item) "%1$s experienced airtime by %2$s using the deadly %3$s",

(Fall and then get killed by entity after)"%1$s experienced a miracle but was destined to die by %2$s",

(Fall and then get killed by entity with renamed item after)"%1$s forgot to turn anti-gravity on and %2$s took advantage of it by using %3$s",

(Struck by lightning) "Zeus decided %1$s should die",

(Struck by lightning while fighting) "%1$s was not wearing rubber while fighting %2$s",

(Burn to death in fire) "%1$s got fired from their job of existing",

(Burn to death in fire while fighting) "%1$s went down in the hall of flame whilst fighting %2$s",

(Burn to death on fire) "%1$s attempted to roleplay a birthday candle",

(Burn to death on fire while fighting) "%1$s couldn't call the firefighters whilst fighting %2$s",

(Burn to death in lava) "%1$s discovered lava is not a cheeto colored hot tub",

(Burn to death in lava while escaping)"%1$s learned hiding in lava is a bad idea to escape %2$s",

(Burn to death on magma) "%1$s 's shift key was broken",

(Burn to death on magma after being hit) "%2$s made %1$s feel the heat",

(Suffocate) "%1$s did not discover a new x-ray glitch",

(Suffocate while fighting) "%1$s did not bring their oxygen tank whilst fighting %2$s",

(Crammed) "%1$s was shown too much love",

(Crammed after being hit) "%2$s always wanted to give %1$s a massive hug",

(Drown) "%1$s did not bring their Seaglide",

(Drown while escaping) "%1$s forgot they weren't a fish whilst trying to escape %2$s",

(Starve) "The cake %1$s was promised was a lie and they starved to death",

(Starve while fighting) "%1$s did not save their slice of butterscotch-cinnamon pie for their final battle with San- er... %2$s",

(Pricked by cactus) "%1$s loved plants too much",

(Pricked by cactus while escaping) "%1$s ran into a running cactus and got poked by 1000 needles whilst trying to escape %2$s",

(General death) "%1$s died a boring, sad, and lame death without a unique death message",  

(Hit by entity then general death) "%1$s died because %2$s decided they shouldn't exist anymore",

(Explode) "%1$s had an explosive break down",

(Explode by entity) "%1$s was blown up by good 'ol %2$s",

(Explode by entity using renamed item) "%1$s was blown up by the creeper want-a-be %2$s using %3$s",

(Instant Damage or Commands) "%1$s gathered too much magic",

(Instant Damage or Commands while escaping) "%1$s got Gandalfed by the cackling %2$s",

(Death message too long) "%1$s , I'm impressed", (Because it’s theoretically impossible)

(Death message too long message) "Wow, nice job: %s", (Because again, it’s theoretically impossible)

(Wither effect) "%1$s Thanos dusted away",

(Wither effect while fighting) "Thanos snapped %1$s away whilst they were fighting %2$s",

(Wither skull) "%1$s was obliterated by the %2$s (Better kill it quickly...)",

(Falling Anvil) "%1$s thought a falling anvil was just a big fly",  

(Falling anvil while fighting) "%1$s was squashed by a way too elaborate trap with a falling anvil whilst fighting %2$s",

(Falling block) "%1$s is not big brain after being squashed by a falling block",

(Falling block while fighting) "Small brain %1$s was squashed by a falling block whilst fighting big brain %2$s",

(Killed by mob) "%2$s was not %1$s 's friend",

(Killed by mob using renamed item) "%1$s was slaughtered by %2$s using the dastardly %3$s",

(Killed by player) "%1$s and %2$s are no longer friends",

(Killed by player using renamed item) "%1$s was murdered by %2$s using dastardly %3$s",

(Arrow from bow or crossbow)"%1$s was 360 no-scoped by %2$s",

(Arrow from renamed bow or crossbow) "%1$s was sniped by %2$s using %3$s",

(Fireballed by entity) "Goodness, gracious, %2$s 's great balls of fire killed %1$s",

(Fireballed by entity holding renamed item) "Ugly %1$s was fireballed by the hot %2$s using the too hot to handle %3$s",

(Pummeled by throwable object) "The glorious %1$s was sadly pummeled to death by %2$s", (Only mobs)

(Pummeled by renamed throwable object) "The glorious %1$s was sadly pummeled to death by %2$s using %3$s", (Only mobs)

(Magic) "%1$s got Harry Pottered all over by %2$s",

(Magic by entity holding renamed item) "%1$s got stuck in Azkaban whilst trying to escape %2$s using the magical %3$s",

(Thorns)"%1$s got a little aggressive and killed themselves on %2$s 's spiky metal",

(Killed after hitting thorns) "%1$s was killed by 3rd partyer %3$s trying to hurt %2$s",

(Killed by trident) "%1$s was cooked by %2$s with a really big fork",

(Killed by trident by player with renamed item) "%1$s got smited with %3$s by %2$s",

(Hit the ground too hard) "%1$s realized they were not Dream",

(Hit the ground too hard while escaping) "%1$s helped prove %2$s 's theory about gravity existing",

(Fell out of world) "%1$s discovered the world is flat",

(Fell out of world escaping player) "%1$s attempted to leave the universe %2$s was in",

(Toxic Dragon Breath) "%1$s was not wearing a nose plug",

(Toxic Dragon Breath after being hit by entity) "%2$s made %1$s test the air quality",

(Fly into wall) "%1$s got hands-on with physics",

(Fly into wall escaping entity) "%2$s taught %1$s what physics were",

(Fireworked) "%1$s discovered how not to use pyrotechnics",

(Fireworked by entity) "%2$s took out %1$s with flying colors",

(Fireworked by entity holding renamed item) "%1$s went out colorfully due to a firework fired from %3$s by %2$s",

(Killed by bed in the Nether or The End)"%1$s was killed by %2$s (A literal bed killed %1$s...)",

(Intentional Game Design) "one of the many mysteries of a bed",

(Poked by berry bush) "%1$s found out being poked to death by a sweet berry bush was not berry funny",

(Poked by berry bush while escaping) "%1$s got stuck in a prickly situation whilst trying to escape %2$s",

(Killed by Bee) "%1$s took too much vitamin Bee",

(Killed by Bee) "%2$s gave %1$s a buzz cut",

1.19.2 And Up:

(Dehydration) "%1$s couldn't quench their thirst in time",

(Dehydration while fighting) "%1$s wasn't allowed to take a water break whilst fighting %2$s",

(Falling stalactite) "%1$s didn't feel so 'tite' after they got hit with a rock",
(Falling stalactite while fighting) "%1$s had a 'tite' situation with %2$s",

(Freeze) "%1$s didn't Let it Go",
(Freeze while fighting) "%2$s aimed to freeze and they sure did with %1$s",

(Generic kill) "%1$s got killed because of a skill issue",
(Generic kill by player) "%2$s was the victor in the fight between them and %1$s",

(Burn to death from item) "%2$s used %3$s 's Fire Blast on %3$s. It's super effective!",

(Outside world border) "%1$s broke the fourth wall",
(Outside world border while fighting) "%1$s 's creativity knew no bounds whilst they were trying to escape from %2$s",

(Death by sonic boom) "%1$s got served some bad Sonic",
(Death by sonic boom with item) "%1$s got a deadly case of sonic stress whilst trying to escape %2$s wielding %3$s",
(Death by sonic boom while fighting player) "%1$s was was hit with some sonic speed whilst trying to escape %2$s",

(Impaled on stalagmite) "%1$s finally got the point",
(Impaled on stalagmite while fighting) "%1$s had a stalag-fight with %2$s and 'mite' of tripped over a rock",

(Stung with item) "%2$s got down to bees-ness and stung %2$s using %3$s",

(Hit by wither skull while enemy was holding a named item) "%1$s was in over %2$s 's head from the %3$s",

'You Died!' on death screen is changed to 'Bummer...'

'Score' on death screen is changed to 'Random Numbers' (because who really knows what it means)