Cthulhu is back, your friend Ruari is missing, and all you have is a sexy looking bowtie...
Shouldn't be a problem, right?
Boston doesn't look the same as the last time you were here. You certainly don't remember this forest being here, and there are a lot of strange buildings around the place. Weird creatures walk the surface that you don't recall ever seeing before. One thing is certain, though. Evil has spawned in this world again, stronger now than ever.
And after all,
That is not dead which can eternal lie, until you blast a shotgun shell right into its eye.
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This map was created by Lane O. and Joe "Stalin". Elements borrowed from (and inspired by) H.P. Lovecraft (Specifically The Call of Cthulhu, Dagon, and Necronomicon in general.), Alice in Wonderland, Doctor Who, and the music of Aurelio Voltaire.
We hope you like what we've done. Thinking of jokes isn't easy, especially if they're supposed to be funny.
Thank you for making this impossible. -Lane O.
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